Yes, It’s Funny You Should Ask! Monkeys Are In Fact Flying Out Of Our Ass!
After the jump, we got the skinny.
That’s right, bitches: Starting Monday, October 23, Philebrity.com will at long last being opening up the discussion to you, the wretched, awful, funny-looking public. So that now, when we say shit, you can say shit, too, and it will be right up there for all to view on the Philebrity! And then THEY can say shit about the shit that you said shit about when we said it! Do you follow me? Good.
But not so fast. Because the internet is dangerous and wild, you must be an approved commenter. Which means that your first comment must be run by us first, and if we can confirm that you:
¬? aren’t a spammer
¬? aren’t some douchebag trying to plug his band/restaurant/DJ night/MySpace admin business
¬? aren’t a racist, homophobe, sexist or otherwise overall creep
¬? ARE in fact adept with the English language and have a pulse…
YOU’RE IN!!! To begin your new life as a snapping shark in our pool of civic disgust, send an email to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com with your first comment today!
October 23rd, 2006 at 12:36 pm
comments = opinions
opinions are like assholes. they all stink.
October 23rd, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Wow, my first Philebrity comment. No pressure at all here. Should I plug my own site? Give Phawker a nod? Post a photo of my kid?
Nah, that would be gauche. I’ll just say congrats, and bring on the chum. The snapping sharks await.
October 23rd, 2006 at 1:04 pm
jim Says:
October 23rd, 2006 at 12:36 pm
comments = opinions
opinions are like assholes. they all stink.
I GUESS THOSE ARE SOME SMELLY MONKEYS THEN.
October 23rd, 2006 at 1:25 pm
..~*+.(((0))).+*~..
October 23rd, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Oh dear, this will either be a blast or a blowout … kinda like watching the Eagles. Regardless, best of luck with the interactive element and make sure you have plenty of Snark Filters, since something tells me they’ll get dirty, fast!
October 23rd, 2006 at 2:06 pm
friggin sweet
October 23rd, 2006 at 2:35 pm
Don’t start thinking twice before you guys blog just because we can talk back now.
October 23rd, 2006 at 2:51 pm
This reminds of me putting the Angels in charge of Altamont.
October 23rd, 2006 at 3:58 pm
First!
October 23rd, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Wow. Philebrity has really jumped the shark now.
October 24th, 2006 at 3:50 am
I’ll be totally honest, I’ve been reading this site more or less from day one, and I think I’m not going to like comments enabled. Also, I can only hope that people are using the phrase “jump the shark” ironically now, because otherwise… yikes.
October 24th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
I am definitely a fan of the comments. Philebrity rocks, but rocks more with comments.