The porno magazines on eye-blitzing display near Independence Hall ran the gamut from slick Penthouse to sleazy CHERI teens.

But it was the threatening, handwritten message that seemed to promise rape and worse to anyone who complained about Muhammad Shaukat’s newsstand that got city inspectors and legislators on the case of the squat immigrant with poor eyesight and limited writing skills.

[...]His sign said, in part, “I gone a f— his mother, sister, wife or her… who complain my newsstand. Come front of me.”

Coupla things: One, it’s nice to know that CHERI teens is on the Daily News radar (we imagine a scene inside the newsroom where Dan Gross corrected an earlier version: “Dudes, GET IT RIGHT! GAWD!”), and two, we’d also like to thank this guy for giving us our new stock response to angry reader mail: YOU WANT COMPLAIN MY NEWSSTAND? COME FRONT OF ME.
DN: For Cheri Teens, You Must Now Walk To 8th And Market

This entry was posted on Thursday, October 19th, 2006 at 1:53 pm.