Announcement: Dr. Philebrity Awaits Your Questions
Dr. Philebrity, our regular advice column, is returning. Need some advice for the lovelorn? Want to know anything at all about the city? Got a burning sociocultural question? The Doctor is unafraid, and will break it down for you without delay.
Please submit your questions to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com or via our Myspace page. We will gladly forward them on to the good Doctor, and as always, your anonymity will be FIERCELY protected.
* Note: While Dr. Philebrity is not, in fact, any kind of licensed medical professional, he has been around the block quite a few times. He is, you will find, unshockable. And while Philebrity.com can make no claim as to the true veracity of his claims or advice, we can say that we’ve taken it ourselves on more than one occasion, and it is our informed opinion that dude knows what is up. If burning sensation or fever persists for more than two days, please seek a medical professional immediately.
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