This Weekend: Sal’s Pals

salsFRIDAY:
>>> Snowden guest at Making Time tonight at Pure.
>>> It’s a full moon tonight, and it’s 12 percent bigger onna accounta the MOON VIAGRA.
>>> First Friday people, we have a knock-knock joke for you. Ready?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Uwishunu.
God bless you!

SATURDAY:
>>> Go go Series 1021 Dog Olympics! Bring Mr. Good Boy or Mrs. Finelady up to NoLibs for an afternoon of canine/human frolic, hot dogs and beer. DJ Ashy K ‚Äî or Wild Kyle, as we knew him in the ’90s ‚Äî spins and the gals of Chez Bow Bow show you how to properly treat a mange. 2pm.
>>> We have been so sleeping on directing you to Sal’s Upstairs, the shit-hot Gayborhood love shack that all the yon teenagers have been Sparksing at. We haven’t been yet personally, but we still feel remiss. We believe things when people say them. That’s just a part of, you know, who we are. Our little pie monkeys the Crimp Yr Hair DJs spin there Saturday and it’s free and cheap ($1 PBR, $2 if you want s shot with it, and so on.) So really. Why not. (Pictured here. Photo credit: James David Saul.)
>>> Gary Higgins of Red Hash fame plays the First Unitarian Church. If you know, you know. If you don’t, mp3s at the link.
SUNDAY:
>>> The world’s most famous out-of-work rock critic, Robert Christgau, does a reading upstairs at AKA Music as part of the 215 Festival. Fellow eggheads Francis Davis and Jack Rose assist. 3pm.
>>> Matty Pond, we miss you. TLA.

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