Dept. Of We Wish We’d Made This Up: The T.O. Book. You Know, For Kids.
Young children will learn an important and valuable lesson about sharing through this wonderfully illustrated and fun book written by NFL star Terrell Owens. Little T is a boy who doesn’t want to share his new football; he is afraid that his friends might mess it up. When he tries to play by himself, however, he realizes that football isn’t any fun alone. Thanks to his mother’s good advice, he wins back his friends, and learns the virtue of sharing and the importance of being fair.
Future titles in the T.O. children’s ouvre are said to include Everybody Poops Their Career Away and Don’t Take A Bunch Of Pills To Kill Yourself Because You Cannot Accept Your Own Homosexuality Because I Tried That, Kids, And The Lesson Is That Your Publicist Will Always Call 911 Before You Can, You Know, Die.
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