City Paper Publisher Forced To Use Two-Word Sentences By Competing Ad For Sweat Gym
Mistakes made. Goals exceeded. Feelings hurt. Bonds established. Trust earned. Friendships formed. Scoundrels exposed. Lawsuits filed. Projects completed. Schedules ignored. Expectations met. Victories celebrated. Losses mourned.
We kid, we kid. Happy birthday, City Paper. Now please, for the love of God, fire your art director ‚Äî the paper’s been ugly as sin since 1989. And it might also be nice to give whoever’s been editing A.D. Amorosi a gift basket of Xannies and sizzurp. Lord knows they’ve earned it.
CP: 25 Years Of Articles We’ve Been Pretending To Read
