Rumblings: This Is What Happens When You Watch Local TV News
>>> The medical community can heave a sigh of relief: The doctor who gave the formaldhyde-d hand to the Goth Stripper Hand Lady has been found, and is now being prosecuted to the full extent of his own ridiculous, penis-led, mortifying but ultimately awesome kind of stupidity. [FOXNews]
>>> And the Old City 2AM beatdown story we broke yesterday gets legs. Did somebody say internal investigation? Oh, they did? We’re sorry, we couldn’t hear you through the hot buzz of all those tazerings! [NBC10]
>>> E. coli: It’s still what’s for dinner. [ActionNews]






