Captain Freeshit: Win An Invite To SECRET ISLAND PARTY!
As you’d probably guess, here at Philebrity, we get invited to a lot of parties. And while we appreciate each and every invite, we’d be lying if we said we didn’t become kind of party-jaded. But once in a while, a party will come along and we will be like, “Holy. Shit.” Today, we speak of The Secret Island Party, which is exactly what it sounds like ‚Äî a party held on what is literally a secret island off the coast of Delaware. It’s on September 16-17, and about 40-50 will attend. It’s hosted by our friends over at The Poverty Jet Set, and through their good graces, they’ve allowed us to give away one invite, good for two persons. So here’s what we’re going to do: THE SECRET ISLAND PARTY ESSAY CONTEST. Everyone knows that Summer ’06 was, by all accounts, a monumental gyp. We, personally, are looking at Secret Island Party as the redeemer of promise, the hoper of hope, and we want you (well, two of you) to come along. Things to know:
¬? The Secret Island has no electricity or running water. Only good people and vibes and FIRE.
¬? The winner of The Secret Island Party Essay Contest will be given directions to a site in the state of Delaware, at which point, they will board a pontoon boat (yes, we just said pontoon boat) that will deliver them to the Secret Island in question.
¬? Yes, this is totally for real.
¬? And, yes, we’ll probably also need you to sign some kind of waiver in case you die and your family wants to sue us.
¬? But pay no mind to that. This is gonna be the time of your life.
Okay, are you in? To win the invite, you must participate in THE SECRET ISLAND PARTY ESSAY CONTEST. Send us a breif essay (250-500 words) about why you need this, why you have to be down with this, how Secret Island Party is everything you’ve been lacking. Send your essay to ihopeiwin[at]philebrity[dot]com with “SECRET ISLAND PARTY” in the subject header by Tuesday, September 12. The winner will be revealed the following day, and two runners up will get tickets to other stuff going on that weekend, so the burn won’t be so bad. Good luck, and may the best essay win!
