Bam Margera, We Love You So Much It Makes God Cry

Viva La Bam and Jackass star Bam Margera went on a tear during his weekly Sirius Satellite Radio show, storming out of the studio after a profane rant on Monday.(Which means Bam ran away from home. His studio is in his mansion near West Chester.) [...]
Margera was ticked about the case against his uncle Vincent “Don Vito” Margera, accused of groping two teenage girls during personal appearances two weeks ago in Colorado. Don Vito, 50, was freed on $50,000 bail on Monday and was allowed to return to West Chester.
“I think it’s [obscenity] that he has to spend the last few days of his miserable life flying back and forth to Colorado to defend himself about some piece of [obscenity] [obscenity] [obscenity] case that you know that [they're] trying to get money. That’s it. That’s the only thing,” Margera growled.
He told his engineer to play something by the Finnish band HIM, and said: “I’m packing my [obscenity] and I’m moving to Kazakhstan just to get away from this [obscenity] country.”
With that, he slammed down his headphones and walked out, leaving a stunned engineer and producer to carry on.
Margera later said he went running in the rain while listening to death metal. He returned a couple of hours later, did 1,000 sit-ups and felt a little better. Kazakhstan will wait.
Here here, Bammer! We would also like to announce that we’re packing our [obscenity] and moving to Kazakhstan just to get away from this [obscenity] country.
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