“Ridley Township Police are searching for a white, non-hispanic female age 15-16 years old, 5’8″ tall, thin build, dark straight collar-length hair, with a bloodied face, wearing a white midriff shirt, short black leather skirt and flip-flops.

“She was abducted and forced into a white color late 70′s or early 80′s panel van, possibly Ford Econoline, with 12″ letters ‘Hell Raider’ spray painted in red on the driver side.

“The actor is the driver of the van, who is described as a white non-hispanic male, age in the early 40′s, 5’10″ tall, 140 lbs thin build, short straight red hair and full red beard and mustache, wearing a blue jean jacket and blue jeans.

Anyone with information is asked to call police at 911.

To reiterate: Satan himself has totally lost his shit and is now wearing a denim tuxedo as he careens around DelCo in a spray-painted van which basically screams, “Yes, I am Satan. I have totally lost my shit and am now wearing a denim tuxedo as I careen around DelCo in a spray-painted van.”
Please be careful out there, folks.
Inky: Missing Girl, 15-16, In Ridley

This entry was posted on Thursday, August 17th, 2006 at 10:17 am.