From: seanspotter@hotmail.com
Subject: Sean Agnew!
Date: August 15, 2006 9:10:37 AM EDT
To: Tips@philebrity.com

Ahoy Philebrity,

Long time reader, first time writer. I just read your coverage of Pointless Fest. I know I should care about the future of R5 Productions and the First Unitarian Church, but honestly that’s total snoresville. The only information that resonated with me is that Sean is taking a “much-needed” vacation.

First, do you know where he’s vacationing? The Hamptons? St. Tropez? Ardmore? People want to know. Nay, people NEED to know!

Second, is it your opinion or Sean’s that this vacation is “much-needed?” I guess that all depends on your definition of “need.” Does a dying man in the desert need sunscreen? Does an abused wife need a new husband or better make-up? It’s not my place to answer, but I just wanted to point out that my sources say that he was just in Chicago and, among other things, passed out during Dinner with Julie G? That sounds like a vacation to me…or at least the same story told on a different stage.

Thank you for your help. You’re doing a great job.

Agnewbian

We’d tell you, Agnewbian, but we can see the restraining order peeking out of your pocket. As far as you’re concerned, Agnew is retreating in an undisclosed location, and we’ll let you know when we feel it’s okay to let you know. Which, in your case, could be a very long time indeed.
Previously: Seanspotting.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 at 11:26 am.