Our buddy Wooks sure seems to think so. In recent months, there’s been all kinds of kooky stories about the behemoth corporation out in Blue Bell that does… what exactly, now? Earlier in the year, we reported some weirdness: Its stock bearing the number of the beast, its hiring of a “hip” ad agency, and so on. But with the piss ‘n’ vinegar that only a sour ex-employee could muster, Wookified unearths a host of other weird warning signs, including but not limited to, some serious mega-foul-ups of Keystone Cops-ish size. We understand that when the young people get to a certain age, they try on all kinds of identities (you know, especially when they don’t know just what it is that they do), so maybe this is like that. Take it from someone who’s been there, Confused Lil’ Unisys (or as we like to call’im around the clubhouse, Confusisys): Go for whatcha know!
Wookified: Take This Behemoth Conglomerate And Shove It (Although, To Be Fair, You May Need A Forklift)

This entry was posted on Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 at 10:58 am.