Developing: Pointless Fest Lives Up To Name

pointlessIn last night’s listings, we gave the nod to Pointless Fest, punk dude Tony Pointless‘ (pictured at the mic) annual smellebration of all things, oh, it’s just too easy. Well, it turns out, things went wayyyyy awry as crustpunks from here to Bryn Mawr showed up and wreaked havoc everywhere and anywhere they could. This morning, promoter Sean Agnew tallied the damage:

number of stores robbed by traveling train hopper kids : 1
number of punks arrested in the general church area : 12 (none for the robbery though)
number of pointless fests happening at the church after this : 0
number of shows that will happen at the church in the future, if we dont follow the 6th district’s security instructions tomorrow : 0
number of FSU members being brought in to deal with asshole crusties : 13
number of dogs at fest : 8

In addition, Philebrity has learned that for tonight’s installment of the fest, R5 will have to secure the entire block around the First Unitarian Church, complete with security guards, walkie talkies, the whole nine. All of which seems, well, you get the idea.
BoyVsVelly: Police And Thieves
BCO: Official Pointless Management Thread
Update: Again, BCO are big crybabies and don’t like it when Philebrity links to them. For the juice, cut and paste: http://board.crewcial.org/?func=topic&id=146652&r=182
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