Inky Employees Find Out That The World Is A Cruel And Harsh Place For People Who’ve Been Asleep At The Wheel For, Like, Decades

“Same as It Ever Was” screamed the headline on the next memo, which arrived the following day and included a list of the new ownership’s Knight Ridder-like proposals: Cut pension funding, and have employees make it up from their wages; cut sick time so employees receive no sick pay at all for the first seven days they’re out (injured employees would receive sick pay immediately); eliminate overtime for many; reduce starting salaries in the newsroom; and eliminate seniority protection in layoff situations.
We say: Bitch all you want, Inky staff drones. As far as sweeeeeeeet journalism gigs go, you’ve got the best in a city with not so many. And it’s only made you fat and lazy. Welcome back to the real world. We especially like that last bit about “eliminat[ing] seniority protection in layoff situations.” The gravy train is over, bitches!
PW: We’d Have More Sympathy If You Hadn’t Been Sucking For Years





