>>> We’ll have more stuff later about last night’s Philly Mag/Best Of Philly Party in East Falls ‚Äî East Falls? Seriously? ‚Äî but know this: When the party was over, there was an all-out mel?©e by the valet’s that led people to scramble on the ground for their own car keys, after which point they’d have to find their own cars. Philebrity has already received more than one report of Larry Mendte wandering around the parking lot, dazed and confused. Larry, if you are out there and you’re lost, DO NOT PANIC. You are more than welcome to call the Philebrity offices collect. We will come and find you, and we will never let these bad people do these things to you again.
>>> “On the surface, the 700 women at BlogHer, many wearing low-riders and flip-flops and sporting tattoos, looked as if they could be MTV word processors as they enthusiastically tapped away on their colorful laptops.” Jesus fucking Christ. Confidential to Inky columnist Annette John-Hall: Yes, we have all already been “awakened to the power of blogs,” thank you very much, and if you don’t stop blathering on about the BlogHer Conference we are all seriously going to eat our own fists and claw out our eyes. [Inky]
>>> And lastly, a bit of good news: The friggin’ hideous Rocky statue is finally getting bumped off the Art Museum grounds. Sorry, Rock, but this thing is and always has been a piece of shit on par with the leg lamp from A Christmas Story. The sooner we all cop to this, the better off we’ll be. Why don’t we just stick it outside Finnegan’s Wake and have all the proles ooh and ahh (and then piss on it) and just be done with it already? [ActionNews]

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