Archive for July, 2006

This Evening: Fishtown Street Urchins, Put Down Your Arctic Splash And Get Into This

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

>>> Yo, get community-orientated, people! The Rocket Cat has a nice lil’ neighborhood show with Fan Of Friends (featuring mems. of Like Moving Insects, Mitch Fiction & The Shits, et. al) and a stripped-down version of The War On Drugs (pictured). 6:30pm for all you early-risers.
>>> Other than that? Nothing. It’s always weird when this […]

Philly Cops, Apparently Untroubled By The Muderous Rampage That Is Summer ‘06, Arrest Dude With Cameraphone

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

Cruz said that when he heard a commotion, he walked out of his back door with his cell phone to see what was happening. He said that when he saw the street lined with police cars, he decided to take a picture of the scene.
“I opened (the phone) and took a shot,” Cruz said.
Moments later, […]

City Paper Beats Weekly To The Punch With Annual Dead-Of-Summer Non-Cover Story Cover Story

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

It always happens: The summer bears down, the news cycle (especially in the always-the-last-to-know alt-weekly world) slows, editors start grabbing around for cover stories, and then, in a sleepy Tuesday meeting, somebody says, “Oh, I know! Let’s do a story where, like, we all just walk around a certain part of the city ON FOOT! […]

Musical Rumblings: Grazin’ In The Grass Is A Gas

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

>>> Philly Skyline beats errrrrbody in the club outta the gate with a review of the new Roots record. To one and all they declare: “Damn, I say godDAMN, The Roots have returned. Hip-hop, let’s even put this out there, has returned. Where’s it been? Elephino.” [PhillySkyline]
>>> Confidential to Pitchfork: Your indiscriminate handjobbery of Man […]

Noontime Nuggetz: I DIG GIRLS

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

The pride of Cameo-Parkway, the one and only Bobby Rydell.

Rumblings: We’re Really Tired Of The Sports Shit, Too, BUT…

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

>>> Mmmm, that’s some good Spanish doping! Floyd Landis ‚Äî aka The Mennonite Thunder! ‚Äî feels the burn. On the other hand, yo, maybe the dude just has naturally insanely high levels of testosterone. Maybe Hulk just born this way. HULK RIDES! ARRRRGGGHHHH! [Bloomberg]
>>> Charles Barkley for Governor of Alabama. If you will it, dude, […]

Philebrity Translator: Olympic Gold!

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

Statement from Mayor John F. Street on the U.S. Olympic Committee’s Decision
We thank the citizens of Philadelphia and the region for standing behind this project and for thinking and dreaming big. While we are disappointed to hear of the U.S. Olympic Committee’s decision, we’re honored to have made it to the second round of […]

Forbes Names Philly 12th Best City For Singles; Cites Excellence In Variety And Plurality Of Restraining Orders

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

And as you can see, like most of these things, it really is dead on the money. I mean, what’s more happening right now than, you know, our totally magnificent job growth? Errr… And as it happens, our online dating scene is perhaps matched only by our middling cost of living. And while the culture […]

Readers Write: Daily News Spots Mysterious Optical Illusion Tattoo On Goth Hand-Collecting Stripper

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

The best part about that Daily News article was…
“one tattoo was of an upside down 3 on the back of her neck”

What the hell is an upside down 3?
A 3.
Right?
Or am I missing something here???
Holy shit, dude, you’re right!!! See graphic. Ah, the Philebrity art department. What would we do without them?
Related: Dan Gross Reveals […]

Daily Affirmation: Don’t Worry About What Shows From Without

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

Harris B. B. Seaton: “Everything Is Beautiful” [mp3]
[Photo credit: The Tattered Coat]

This Week In The Philebrity Reader: Why Not Join Us In Hot Pantsland?

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

In this week’s edition:
¬? Exclusive mp3s from The Long Blondes
¬? …as well as a Reader-exclusive Captain Freeshit contest to win vinyl and tickets to see The Long Blondes at Making Time
¬? A tribute to Hot Pants
¬? House parties and surprisingly non-sucky art
¬? And a heads up on some dope(smoking) screenings!
But you can’t have any of […]

This Evening: Aloha Oi!

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

>>> Catch the Grandaddy/Ween-ish vibe of Gentleman Christ at The Standard Tap, and while you’re at it, say aloha to exit-delphians Samantha and Brendan. What’s up, Philly Brain Drain? Sheezus. Can we lose more people?
>>> World Music Wednesdays rages on with Musafir and get this, Chetana & Darshana of Last Love DJing before and after. […]

iTunes Reveals: M. Night’s Musical Taste Even More Boring Than His Movies

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

Here’s the most incriminating stuff:
[…]3. Blink-182 - “All Of This”
I love this song. Almost did a video for this. It would have been about vampires.
4. Pearl Jam - “Rearviewmirror”
“I wrote my first studio screenlpay to this.”
5. Concrete Blonde - “Joey”
Reminds me of my N.Y.U. days. Love this song.
6. Tesla - “Love Song (Live From The […]

Mo’ Rumblings: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

>>> Are we about to witness the birth of Rockpile II? Only a day after news broke that the indie rock mag was no more, we hear from publisher Allan Martin Kemler: “I am currently working to set up a new publishing project that will cover independent art and culture in much the same way […]

Readers Write: But Will The Yankees Rob Sal Of His MANHOOD?

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

For all the benefits Fasano will enjoy by signing with the Yankees, he‚Äôll be robbed of his greatest gift to the world: the Fu Manchu and long, lucious, sweaty locks! George Steinbrenner has a policy against facial hair and hair below the collar. The Evil Empire‚Äôs already cleaned up Johnny ‚ÄúPassion of the‚Äù Damon. Will […]

Writer Lays Blame For Mpozi’s Death At The Hands Of Gannett News

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

A few weeks ago, we reported on the very sad and untimely death of Philly native/ex-City Paper photog/all-around sweet dude Mpozi Mshale Tolbert at his desk at the Indianapolis Star. At the end of last week, fellow Star reporter Ruth Holladay blogged about Mpozi’s passing, effectively blaming the Star’s parent corp, Gannett Co., for a […]

Sal Fasano Gets Gig With Yankees; Joins The Ranks Of Philly Expat Friends In NYC You Can’t Be Bothered With Anymore

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

July 26, 2006 — ARLINGTON - Looking to upgrade their backup catching situation the Yankees acquired Sal Fasano from the Phillies last night for an undisclosed minor leaguer, The Post has learned.
Fasano had been designated for assignment by the Phillies last weekend and immediately caught the Yankees’ attention because he was with them in spring […]

Noontime Nuggetz: The Bad Hitchhiker

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

The Twin Atlas, with “Winter All The Time.”

July 26, 2006: The Day The Metro Discovered “Emo”

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

Metro: A Date Which Will Live In Infamy

CasiNO! Update: If You Didn’t Laugh, You’d Cry (But You Will Not Be Laughing)

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

¬? PA Gaming Control Board gets a $10M re-up. How nice for you, you snivelling pricks. [Inky]
¬? “Slot-suppliers”: For when direct payoffs to political cronies seem just a little too gauche. [ThePatriot-News]
¬? And finally, Steve Volk’s excellent cover story in today’s Philadelphia Weekly about how exactly the Philly casinos would be selling you, me and […]