>>> Incoming: Summer heat waves are caused by giant magnifying glasses “space bullies” have placed in the Sun’s path to planet Earth. Evil creatures are demanding cosmic lunch money in return, but really, it’s just a cry for attention. Philebrity conclusion: Space bullies would be greatly relieved by Ritalin. And a friggin’ smack upside the head. Can we give the Metro one while we’re at it, too? [Metro]
>>> When families attack: Wrong brother’s still in prison for 1977 killing of Strawberry Mansion Egg Man, and wants out. Problem is, he confessed to the crime back in the day, and only now is the other brother copping to the charge. This is like Mumia for stupid people. [Inky]
>>> Know this: There are days when this city can take away your dignity, your will to live, and often even life itself. But God help the man who wants to take away your Superbike. [NBC10]

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