Readers Write: But Will The Yankees Rob Sal Of His MANHOOD?
For all the benefits Fasano will enjoy by signing with the Yankees, he‚Äôll be robbed of his greatest gift to the world: the Fu Manchu and long, lucious, sweaty locks! George Steinbrenner has a policy against facial hair and hair below the collar. The Evil Empire‚Äôs already cleaned up Johnny ‚ÄúPassion of the‚Äů Damon. Will they stop at nothing?
We looked into it, and apparently, the answer is, “No, they won’t.” From the Wikipedia Yankees page:
Dress Code: Under George Steinbrenner, long hair and facial hair below the lip are prohibited.
That is a serious bummer. On the other hand, at least those fuckers won’t have “our Sal.” They’ll have this one. What a fucking dork.
