>>>Doomsaying newscasts! If you do not drink X amount of water, you can be sure that you will die. Thems the breaks, now fetch the straws. [NBC10]
>>>Sweaty trigger finger shootings! There is a link between crime and this weather, and we’ve got our finger, and your cursor, on it. [PhiladelphiaWillDo]
>>>People who swim in fountains. We’re not enthusiastic about this heat-defying sport. They can just keep those 600 kinds of bacteria and shallow depth hysterics to themselves. Stay classy. [Metro]

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