>>> WHICH pair of dickless talk radio douches from 94.1 FREE FM are suing one of the other on-air loads from that same station for an as-yet-undisclosed reason? OK, since no one cares, we’ll just give this one away: Matt and Huggy of “Mandatory Metallica” fame (it was news to us, too) versus Kidd Chris. What’s up, huge gaping yawn?
>>> WHO just bought legendary NoLibs landmark Ortleib’s Jazz Haus for at least a cool mil? And is it true that they’re gonna remove that blue outhouse that’s attached to the front? I mean, I guess they oughta, since we tried shitting in there once, and apparently, they don’t like that.
>>> WHAT Second Street bar removed a potentially offensive-to-Kenzos item from their Myspace blog the day we mentioned it last week? Oh, duh. The Khyber. Man, we suck at this blind item thing.
UPDATED: Dan Gross calls into WYSP to confirm Matt & Huggy v. Kidd Chris rumor; all is vehemently denied ON THE AIR by all parties involved, Philebrity now upgraded to insanely bad at blind items. We can’t all be winners, folks.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 at 1:51 pm.