Breaking: Mariano Gets 6.5 Years!
Well, shit. I guess our bet was a little bit off. Sorry, Ricky. And now, a limerick:
Councilman Duh caused a mighty big row,
By saying dumb shit like he was taking a vow,
He tried shaking down steel,
thinking there was such a thing as a free meal,
Now he’s got 6.5 is the hoosegow.












