>>> Riverfront dwellers statewide bracing for deadly chocolate milk tsunami: Forecast calls for continued rage and ruin. [Inky]
>>> Reason # 8,963 why suburbia sucks dead donkey: Cherry Hill Mall just paid $1.5 million for a liquor license. Round here we call that grand theft extortion by the Nanny State and we play that shit under the table. Keep drinkin’ Cherry Hill, she looks classy after a few. [Inky]
>>> HEAD INJURIES SPIKE WITHOUT PA HELMET LAW: The pun made us wince but then we read the byline — Larry King, and no, we’re not going to let reason dissuade us from believing it’s that Larry King. In which case, we got off easy. South Bend, go ahead! Peoria, you’re on! [Inky]

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