Rumblings: The Evil That Men Do
>>> Don Vito unwittingly ‚Äî shit, everything Don Vito does, he does “unwiitingly” ‚Äî utters the Tao of Philebrity as he gets ejected from the Phillies game: “I got a little rowdy, but I ain’t trying to get myself sued or locked up.” [DanGross]
>>> Mr. I’m-A-Big-Executive-Who-Likes-To-Do-Coke-With-Strippers-Until- They-Die-In-My-House is found guilty of doing coke with stripper until she died at his house, also known as “third degree murder.” Your obligatory assrape joke will be coming right up, sir. [Metro]
>>> Mayor Street to DiCicco, Joey Vento, et. al: Dudes. Seriously. Is there any way we can keep this cheesesteak shit from fucking up our money game? Also: Can we get this Vento guy to make a stop up here in the principal’s office? [Inky]
