Mo’ Rumblings: Less Smoking, More Bears & Heroin
>>>Stephen Starr spends $60,000 a year on ashtrays. Dude, what do you think half-empty beer bottles are for? [Klein]
>>> Constitution sold to highest bidder for $192,000. Don’t panic, it’s just an early local draft, the one that starts: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all WHITE men are created equal… [Klein]
>>>NJ woman finds bear sleeping in her hammock. He was drowsy from the porridge, he said, and Goldilocks was sleeping in his bed. [NBC10]
Bonus Round: Just so there’s no confusion, the bad heroin — the stuff that kills you dead, currently wending thru the mean streets of Chester — is called “Assassin.” Apparently it scored better with focus groups than “ThisShitWillKillYouFOOL.” [NBC10]
