Rush To Judgement: Sometimes The Drugs Don’t Work
How high was Tom Ferrick when he filed this slice of City Hall psychedelia? It’s supposed to be a dream-like encounter between Mayor Street (portrayed by Ferrick in the first person), his staff and Councilwoman Jannie Blackwell. It’s a little too early for us, but could somebody out there roast a bowl and let us know if this is actually funny when high? Thanks, you’re a lamb.
I yell: This is absurd. The Council majority leader quacking at the mayor? I won’t have it!
Blackwell says: Quack! Quack! Quack!
Grace says: We think there’s some symbolism involved, sir.
Fordham adds: She’s told others that there’s no sense talking to you because you never listen… .
Grace interjects: Our theory is that the quack part is her way of noting that you are a lame duck. Is that right, Jannie?
More quacked hackery after the jump…
Blackwell says: Quack!
I exclaim: I am not a lame duck! I have 18 months left. I am in the full bloom of my power. I have my legacy agenda to pursue. I must build things. I must move things. I must do things. Do you think I am a lame duck?
Grace says: Oh, no, sir. Not me.
Fordham says: Absolutely not, sir.
Blackwell says: Quack!
