Up in the freshly-painted Owner’s Office, high atop the PNI Ivory Tower at 400 North Broad St., we can only imagine the slide show presentation went something like this: “We have focus-grouped this thing to death and we think we’ve finally come up with a way to give the people what they want: More T&A. With that in mind, Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you….drum roll please…The Inkini. Get it? Inky + bikini=Every horny guy reader in the tri-state area, which is to say, heh-heh, pretty much every male reader. Everyday we’ll offer our custsomers a fresh slice of local cheesecake. Put her on Page Six. Hell, why not on the front page? Hmmm? Also on the drawing board, something for the ladies: Daily New’s Dude In A Speedo.”
Please send your reader banana hammock photo submissions c/o Stubyko@phillynews.com with NICE SACK, MAN! in the subject line. You know, just for the hell of it. Byko’ll luv it!
Inky: We’d Drink Her Bathwater

This entry was posted on Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 at 3:01 pm.