Rumblings: All Politics Is Local, Yo
>>> Not for nothing, here’s the whole problem with the let’s-run-Fumo-into-the-ground-because-he’s-crooked beat that’s been going on all week: The more we read about him, the more we’re like, “Hey, you know what? This Fumo guy really seems like he knows what he’s doing!” Next time we have a wacky land deal scheme, we totally know who we’re calling. [DN]
>>> Zoning Board to Johnny Brenda’s: Alright, well, we suppose it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world if we let you kids have your rock and roll music. But no premarital sex! [Metro]
>>> More Jannie-versus-Johnny (Street) stuff in the Peepuhl Payper this morning. Ugh. Get a room, you two! [DN]
