You know how, like, when you’re at work, everybody shits all over the IT guys? You know, like, “Oh, hey Larry, Photoshop keeps crashing my machine, can you take a look and, while you’re at it, maybe clean off my hard drive and update Outlook for me?” I mean, half the time, they deserve it ‚Äî after all, IT guys are like the fucking Ren-Faire people of the work world ‚Äî but you know, the other half of the time they’re just salty because they’re lonely and they speak a language of ones and zeroes that would make even Wilt Chamberlain go limp. But it seems like Vince Fumo’s IT guys are really getting the short end of the stick:

The FBI today arrested two computer experts on the staff of state Sen. Vincent J. Fumo, accusing them of trying to obstruct the federal investigation into the powerful Philadelphia Democrat.
A 65-page affidavit laying out the case against legislative aides Leonard P. Luchko and Mark Eister said they and unnamed others had “conspired to obstruct justice” by deleting “electronic evidence,” including e-mails.

Owie. Honestly, Officer: All they wanted to was “rebuild the desktop.”
Inky: Larry From Help Desk Finally Gets What’s Coming To Him
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This entry was posted on Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 at 11:18 am.