Dept. Of What If: What If Beanie Faked His Shooting?
Now, don’t get us wrong, we love us some Beanie. Love him like a rock. The dude is unstoppable. Hulk smash and all that. And we mentioned this yesterday, but today the chatter continues: Why is Beanie’s shooting so damned mysterious? After all, if YOU got shot up, drove your own damn ass to the hospital and then greeted news cameras on your way back from the hospital ‚Äî if you were THAT forthcoming about all that ‚Äî then why let the rest of the hows, whys and wherefores be so… so.. elusive? And if it was a fake, what could Beanie stand to gain? Well, lots. Rep, certainly, as fucked up as that is, but hey: No man could really be blamed for wanting to be the new Fitty. Additionally, buzz. Which translates directly into record sales. And Beans must have some pretty pricey lawyer bills hangin’ over him these days, so… We’re just speculating. We hear chatter. We don’t like it, not one bit, and what we’d like to say here most is: Say it ain’t so, Beanie.
Vibe: At Least He Didn’t Get Shot In The Ass Like On That Sopranos Episode
