>>> Memorial Day Weekend body count: Two teenagers and a dude. Most argued until they were literally blue in the face, and ventilated in the head. Regrets pried from their cold, dead hands. [DN]
>>> Eight-year-old winged by bullet from some stupid score-settling gangsta shit: Repeat after me: Straw-purchased guns don’t shoot kids, assholes do! [NBC10]
>>> Pearl Jam does a Gepetto: Donates one buck of every tix sold at Sunday’s Tweeter show to crunchy West Philly political puppeteers Spiral Q. By our count, that’s about $25,000 worth of paper mache. Maybe they should spend the money on a pig detector. [Gross]
Bonus Round: We’re hearing talk that two plus two is not adding up to four in the Beanie shooting. We’re just as shocked as you are are. No shell casings were found at 22nd and McClellan where Beanie claims the whole thing went down. Translation: It didn’t happen there. Also, while robbed of $75,000 worth of bling and $3,000 in cash, he was apparently NOT relieved of his wallet. Hmmm. Where’s the Beanie Blog when we need it most? Developing…

This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 at 11:14 am.