>>> Husband sees wife with another man, runs her over with mini-van: Backs up, and does it again. Real hard. It’s not our place to say, but it sounds to us like you two might wanna look into couple’s counseling, he might wanna consider an anger management class, and she might wanna put on a helmet the next time she goes cuckholding her hubbo in South Philly. Just sayin.’ [DN]
>>> Mow your goddamn lawn, Dick: Here’s how the residency issue and the immigration issue become two birds killed with one stone. You offer two young enterprising illegals citizenship in exchange for mowing the lawn, taking in the mail and the papers and turning on the lights at night so it still looks like you live in PA. [Attytood]
>>> The original Toll Brothers: Man wears same suit for 50 years, crosses Delaware to get a better price on dry cleaning. [AP]

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