Rumblings: Attempted Murder, Mayhem And Poetic Justice
>>>>More on Beanie shooting: He’s like a big ol’ Grizzly, you shoot him and he just gets mad and kicks your ass. [Inky]
>>> This story is punchline-proof: Rape defendent offs self, wife and kids hours before he was to testify. Horrible, just horrible. [Inky]
>>>ENRON DUDES CONVICTED: Expected to be fitted for anal training dildo and bitch lessons later today. Despite Pat Robertson’s best efforts, it would seem there is a God. [AP]








