This Just In: The Inky/DN’s New Croce Is Such A Choochy Face!
You’re my little choochy face. My oochy woochy goochy choochy face. You’re the apple strudel of my eye. You’re my little choochy face. And you’re my teddy bear. Together we’re an oochy woochy oochy choochy pair. Your choochy woochy nose, your choochy wocchy eyes. They set my heart a flutter. Your choochy goochy ways. Your oochy goochy gaze, wilts me down like melted butter. Whatever you may ask, becomes my heavy task. I only strive to serve you. I never will deny what magic made you mine. I only know I don’t deserve you. Your my little choochy face and you’re my teddy bear. Together we’re an oochy choochy woochy goochy pair!
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