City Hall is on fire because…
a) They’re burning the evidence.
b) It’s more, like, metaphorically “on fire” with the burning love that can only come with missing Rick Mariano so damn much.
c) Lighting the place on fire was the only thing they could do to get rid of the piss-and-popcorn smell on the ground floor.
d) Because we’re low on public shames these days.
e) All of the above!
Note: This quiz will in fact count towards your final grade. Leaving an answer blank will count as a wrong answer.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 at 1:10 pm.