Kinney’s Got A Gun: Inky Columnists Race To Bear Arms
And, if you want to buy two or three or more guns at one time, not to worry. Come on down!
In my case, just 40 minutes elapsed from the time I walked into Lou’s Pawn Shop 69th Street in Upper Darby to when I walked out with not one, but two, handguns.I could have bought as many as I wanted, but I had a budget of $800. Pennsylvania law sets no limits on the number of guns a person can buy at one time.
To get the two guns I bought Thursday, all I had to do was make my selection, fill out two forms - one for the state, one for the feds - wait for George, the clerk, to make a quick call to a State Police hotline to check whether I had a criminal record, and I was out of there, armed to the teeth.
Reason number 4,987 why the city beats the suburbs. When you need lethal firepower, like now, where you gonna go? Pier One Imports? Old Navy? Bed Bath And Beyond? As if.
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