>>> Inky to Daily Candy: “Alright, tell you what, we’ll give you one blowjob piece on the house to start you off. The rest, you’re gonna have to pay for.” [Inky]
>>> And Larry Brown, get over here, ya big lug! No, seriously: GET OVER HERE. [DN]
>>> Snopes.com reveals email circulating all over the country alleging a missing 13-year-old girl from Philly is ‚Äî wait for it ‚Äî a hoax. When pressed as to why anyone would do this, Magic 8 Ball says: “Because God hates people who still send out email forwards, silly!” [NBC10.com]

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