>>>Sack attack update: Local Lorena is crazy-gone-nuts. Duh. Getting your nuts scratched off really hurts. Double duh. Seems mental health system failed her, husband, and us. Hmmm. Over to you Spikol. [DN]
>>>Parking Authority to raise tix fines: Too many people eating a $20 ticket ‘cuz it’s less traumatic than getting consumer raped in the parking garages. Solution: Make fines less easily digestible. Everyone open your window and stick your head in the general direction of the PPA and repeat after me, shouting at the top of your lungs: Eat my fuck! [DN]
>>>Kiss a prince, find a frog: Would-be Inky buyer Burkle allegedly “tricked” ex into only $30 million pre-nup. Aw, poor baby! [Inky]
Bonus Round: Inky launches new black lady blawg. Finally weighs in on Star Jones. Finally! [Inky]

This entry was posted on Friday, May 19th, 2006 at 10:50 am.