Rumblings: Idiot Wind Edition
>>> Beware of May 16: Unsatisfied with the thrills of parenting via cel phone and hashing out immigrant family drama for all to hear, Philly cab drivers plan to go on total strike. Philebrity staff currently in an emergency meeting to decide whether these guys can eat the same plate of fuck we assigned to SEPTA. [Metro]
>>> Penn frat boy sues for getting hazed: Oh, awesome. Does that mean we can sue Penn for actually being a giant haze? [DN]
>>> Philly WiFi’s new “Extra-Ghetto” package: If you live above the third floor, you ain’t gettin’ that shit at all! [Metro]
