OK, bad news on the raver front — who the fuck still raves, anyway? — the Feds have, uh, nationalized the local Ecstacy distribution biz, which was apparently run by the Vietnamese. Take that Ho Chi Minh! 230,000 hits sent over Niagra Falls in a barrel without so much as a glow stick for protection! What a waste. We say send them to the Middle East. Pronto. That’ll bring the boyz back home. Anyway, the point of our little rant here isn’t that the narcs are still stubbing out the lit end of your good time, as per usual. Or that the Viet Cong was, apparently, turning our fair city into a sweaty mass of big-pants happy asses. All of which is good to know, we suppose. It’s when reporters that have clearly never even been under the influence try to front in the service of reporting a drug bust. To wit, this lede from the Daily News:

Forget about rave parties with their Ecstasy-infused stupor in these parts for awhile.

This drug causes EUPHORIA hence the name ECSTACY. The drug that causes STUPORs is harmless and perfectly legal alcohol. Please make a mental note for future drug references and hopefully you can avoid sounding like Joe Fuckin’ Friday wearing a Dr. Seuss hat. Sheesh!
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This entry was posted on Thursday, April 27th, 2006 at 10:41 am.