This Evening: Special Invalid Edition!
>>> Tune into WXPN at 9:30pm: The Capitol Years recorded an acoustic session featuring “Mirage People.” Attn. Non D. Plume, if you are out there: We totally took all your royalties and spent it on this sweet new bean bag.
>>> Are you sick of us sneaking Gilmore Girls into the picks yet? Tough shit. Tonight: Rory’s dumb boyfriend gets paralyzed from the neck down (what, like he wasn’t already?), the Asian mom smokes weed and Lorelei, seriously, top serious, gets more fuckable by the moment. That BF of hers is gonna croak any second, too. Can you say, “BONDING?” 8pm, The WB.
