Rumblings:The Canadians Are Coming! The Canadians Are Coming!
>>>Canadian-based Inky/DN bidders Onex and Black Press are coming to town this week to check out the merchandise. Let’s do whatever it takes to get this bitch sold. Onex and Black Press? Sounds goth. Amanda, be sure and tell them you’re so goth you fart bats. And punch up the black eyeliner a few notches, OK. Maybe give Amorosi a desk for the day — better yet, a desk with bats! The rest of you, look busy, Jesus is comin’. No Geddy Lee jokes or hoser cracks and turn up the Wolf Parade! LOUD. [Inky]
>>>You just know Jen Weiner has happy feet over this. “Nineteen?!? The nerve! Give a size five teenager six figures to do a full-grown chick’s job and this is what happens! Revisions! Serves ya right, bitches.” [Breitbart]
>>>Rendell wants to windfall tax oil company super-mega-profits.“The profits are ungodly,” he says. Somebody had to say it. Can’t believe it fell to our mayor, er, our Guvner. [Inky]
BONUS ROUND: Horseheads just can’t get enough of the deadly but swaggeringly sexy ‘bad’ heroin. Say the ‘good’ heroin is kind, attentive and responsible, but a little bit dull. [Inky]
