As you read this, there’s a kind of hush all over the world this morning. And that hush is the Dave-less void we all live in now. That’s right, people, cringe with me: David Lee Roth has been replaced with Opie & Anthony. Now, while it’s true that Diamond Dave was neither funny nor interesting nor even particularly coherent on any given morning, the fact that he was replaced with Opie & Anthony is a cruel fate we wouldn’t even wish on anyone who listens to WYSP during the rest of the day. To you, and to Dave, we can only offer the familiar words: You either shut up or get cut out, they don’t wanna talk about it, it’s only inches on the reel to reel. And the radio is in the hands of such a lot of fools trying to anesthetize the way that you feel.
Radio. A sad salvation indeed. Thank God we can still bit torrent Stern at least.
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This entry was posted on Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 at 8:43 am.