A stealthy enemy has infiltrated our country and is preying upon the hearts and minds of 33 million American teens. Corporations, media conglomerates, and purveyors of popular culture have spent billions to seduce and enslave our youth. So far, the enemy is winning. But there is plenty we can do. We need to take action. We need to answer the Battle Cry.

Oh, and I bet you’ll never guess where their first stop is. Oh, don’t wait, I’ll tell you: The Wachovia Center. And just what, pray tell, is their first line of defense? Why, it’s elementary: Six emo Christian rock bands. We can’t wait to hear from the Circle Of Hope people about this.
BattleCry: What, No Sufjan?

This entry was posted on Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 at 2:44 pm.