The Philebrity Index: Who Didn’t Score This Weekend?
¬? Number of secrets that Thrilladelphia managed to keep until the jump off: 4
¬? Saves that Robert Esche made for the bipolar Flyers like he had Wheaties for breakfast: 55
¬? Inches of rain that destroyed your Saturday, as Philadelphia finally hit it off with Mother Nature and banged her with desperation in your backyard, creating that sweet, sweet precipitation: 2.15
¬? Number of PBR’s consumed at Club 218 last Monday during their Down In Flames Punk Rock Night: 287
¬? Seats still left on Thursday night’s SpankBus as of 2:52pm Monday afternoon: 19
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