Rumblings: Consumer Reports
>>> Newbie finds out the ugly truth about Inquirer home subscriptions: It’s where Kafka and frat-hazings meet. [PhillyFuture]
>>> As if our bowels and good names weren’t taxed enough: Hardee’s Thick Phillyburger, coming to an eat/masturbate/cry session near you. [Slashfood]
>>> Oh, and just, you know, FYI? We’re running out of gas. [ActionNews]
