Today’s candidate from the treasure chest of humanity that will comprise the ‘07 election is none other than Michael Nutter. Now, Nutter is already kind of pissing us off with this whole smoking ban thing ��� it’s kind of his baby, and boy is he ever prepared to kiss it ��� but for now, let’s set that aside and say some nice things about him. Of the teeming morass of mouth-breathers that is our City Council, Nutter is actually a smart guy, and could actually do this. Currently, he lacks a little on the personality side, but luckily for him, he’s already in a scrap with Johnny Doc which could snap him out of his current soundbite-less funk. As far as his makeover goes, well, we wouldn’t be doing anyone any favors if we didn’t put it as bluntly as possible: Dude, when you kind of already have a sizable, perhaps even phallic nose anyway, do you think it’s really a good idea to put the facial hair equivalent of a giant vagina right under there?
Previously: Jonathan Saidel Rocks The Caesar
The Next Mayor: Michael Nutter

This entry was posted on Monday, April 17th, 2006 at 11:06 am.