Quacktacular: I Have A Dream, And It Just Died
Who will go forth unto this hostile city, armed with only a mighty Wacky Quacker to protect the feral pack of tourists from the mean, complicated streets like South and John & Milton? It is you, Duck Ambassador! You’re hard up for cash and humiliation. We saw you stand in line at Wawa and boy, were we impressed. You paid in nickels, and that was when we knew we had to have your sweet, broke ass. You got soul, baby, feed the ducks. What say you, desperado? Get on-board with a quickness.
Craigslist: Everything’s Just Ducky
