How has nobody nutblasted [Ed-in-chief] Duane Swierczynski at City Paper for his own bullshit, made-up, gay Mummers story when he was at Phillymag? And the beauty is, his own paper is the one who nailed him for the phony story in the first place. So how does he get off being all Brother Mulroe about Nick Sylvester? [insider prep reference for ya there].

Well, buddy, we just don’t know. Let the nutblasting begin! And remember: The Hawk will never die.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 at 9:40 am.