Breaking: T.O. Laps Up First Drippings Of Guilty White Backpacker Rock-Crit Cred
It would be so easy to just chump this dude– he’s been doing the heavy lifting for the better part of his mind-melting career. For example: T.O. couldn’t catch this beat running! Here’s the thing: though not even a passable MC riding what amounts to a less than mediocre Casio preset beat, newly inked Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens brings an odd, affectingly plainspoken early-80s vibe to his rapping. Like a less believable Kool Moe Dee, maybe.
Pitchfork: “I Wonder If He’ll Guest On The Gnarls Barkley Mixtape!”
Previously: Dept. Of Not-Letting-The-Door-Hit-You-In-The-Ass
