Archive for April, 2006

You Didn’t Have To Love Us Like You Did, But You Did, And We THANK YOU

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

Thanks so much to everyone who helped, and came down to enjoy the show yesterday. More post-game including photos and videos this week, but here’s a slideshow to tide you over from our friend Lauren Eileen. If you’ve got a Flickr page or photos to share from yesterday, please send links to TIPS [at] PHILEBRITY […]

This Weekend: Finally, The Word “Thriller” Will Be Taken Away From Michael Jackson Forever.

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Friday:
>>> Thrilladelphia: Awww, gyeah. Tonight, we fly the flag for Golden Ball at The M Room. But seriously? That is not even close to everything that is going on tonight. The Lilys and Bitter Bitter Weeks play The First Unitarian Church; and The Capitol Years, The Situation, Robert Skoro and Saxon Shore take on The […]

Rumors And Sighs: If We Told U We’d Have To Kill U

Friday, April 28th, 2006

>>>Will Electric Factory announce two nights of Radiohead at the Tower — June 1st and 2nd– on Monday?
>>>Who’s calling L&I on the Grape Street Pub? Is it the Riverdeck? Better yet, who effin’ cares?
>>>Do Boss tix for the Tweeter show go on sale a week from tomorrow?

As Roxborough Goes, So Goes The Country?

Friday, April 28th, 2006

A Pink state goes blue? This song’s pretty corny, that’s the wrong dress to be sittin’ like that, and Madonna called and asked us to tell you she wants her haircut back, but, damn, bitch can sing. More important than any of that, tho, is what this belleweather is telling us: when Roxborough wiggstresses […]

DeLuca Drunk Dials Inky From Big E-Z With Neu Catchphrase For Readers

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Naw, it ain’t ‘cay-enne peppa’, or ‘pass a good time’ (though we like the sound of that one), or ‘Fo true’ (roughly translated: Fo sho’). It’s some band at Jazzfest’s motto: The More You Drink The Better You Think We Sound. Crazy, man. Where does he come up with this shit! We had some variation […]

Fishtowners Unite To Rally Against Slots, Form Confusing Acronym That Always Looks Like It’s Misspelled

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Fishtown residents in Philadelphia have a right to plan the development of our neighborhood. We oppose casinos in our community and all communities in Pennsylvania as they would be the result of legislation passed without public involvement.
Take it from us: Hell hath no fury like a neighborhood of Arctic Splash drinkers scorned.
Nabrhood.Org: We Will Not […]

Jesus: More Popular On Philly Craigslist Than Racism And Jessica Pressler Combined!

Friday, April 28th, 2006

File this one under This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things: Other cities certainly have their own wars and rivalries on the Rants & Raves section of Craigslist, but for some reason (Del-Val Bitchface Disease? Overcompensating Asshole-itis?), Philly has taken it to the next level, to the point where we are a national Craigslist […]

Rumblings: Idiot Wind Edition

Friday, April 28th, 2006

>>> Beware of May 16: Unsatisfied with the thrills of parenting via cel phone and hashing out immigrant family drama for all to hear, Philly cab drivers plan to go on total strike. Philebrity staff currently in an emergency meeting to decide whether these guys can eat the same plate of fuck we assigned to […]

This Evening: Your Guess Is As Good As Ours

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

>>> Thrilladelphia continues its ramp-up of terror! Stop by the Khyber for Extra-C night with The Future Tips, This Radiant Boy, RareBirds, and you know, free Yards. (Sorry, we left Metroplex off the list because their bio actually contains the following sentence: “Mix the unstoppable energy of HOT WATER MUSIC or FUGAZI, the melody of […]

NPR For The Deaf: Learn Why Internet Is In Danger Of Being Sodomized By Corporate Pederasts

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

Fresh Air from WHYY, April 27, 2006 ¬? Recent controversies such as Google’s business in China and the U.S. government’s role in policing eBay transactions have put a spotlight on the intersection between governments and the Internet. Legal scholars Jack Goldsmith and Tim Wu address the issue in their new book, Who Controls the Internet? […]

Village Voice’s ‘Mayor Of Asshole City’ Impeached By New Times; Dean of American Rock Critics Next To Be Expelled?

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

Formerly from Philly, newly axed Voice Music Editor Chuck Eddy (pictured, right) is the latest used piece of jet trash to be expelled from the airlocks of the New Times mother ship, which bought the Voice last year and has been slowly but surely disemboweling its codgered innards. Hard to say how we feel […]

PHILEBRITY EXCLUSIVE: Philly Expat Flannery’s In-Flight Fling With Gazillionaire Greasy Grocer!

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

So let’s say you’re a slightly bored grocery tycoon, and not much phases you. But it’s cool, you’re into it, just so long as it stays out of the papers. The ennui and malaise of jetsetting about the globe with young girls lends any affair a level of heightened, um, something. But then, your antics […]

Noontime Nuggetz: Imma Cowboyee, Baybee!

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

Lookit all da pretty horses!

This Is How Drug-Testing Is Hurting Journalism

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

OK, bad news on the raver front — who the fuck still raves, anyway? — the Feds have, uh, nationalized the local Ecstacy distribution biz, which was apparently run by the Vietnamese. Take that Ho Chi Minh! 230,000 hits sent over Niagra Falls in a barrel without so much as a glow stick for protection! […]

Thrilladelphia News And Notes: Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead Edition

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

¬? Capitol Years Ringtones. If this doesn’t smoke Non D. Plume out of his hole, we just don’t know what ever will.
¬? Just announced: Thrilladelphia All-Night Closing Party with DJ John Redden. We can tell you where, but you will have to MySpace us. And wait.
¬? Who will be the special guests at The Philebrity/Thrilladelphia […]

Rumblings: White Men Can’t Jump

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

>>> Details of the sale of 12th Street Gym to go public soon: Sources indicate they involve many repetitions of the phrase “OH BE NICE!” [GayNewsBlog]
>>> Attn. Nino Tinari, Dick Sprague, et al.: Are you thinking what we’re thinking? White Collar Crime Seminar Afterparty? Hmm? Maybe a Cinco de Mayo theme? [EmbezzlementNews]
>>> Somebody please smack […]

Our Prediction: Best Block Party Since Rodman Street, Summer 1994

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

Find out more!
Park The Van: We Could Tell You, But We’d Have To Kill You [MySpace]
Thrilladelphia: “All Killa, No Filla” [MySpace]
Blood Feathers: Curse And Praise [The Philebrity Player]
Hi Soft: Amateur EP Out Now [MySpace]
Mark your calendars and stay tuned for updates! AND THERE WILL BE UPDATES!

This Evening: Thrill Jockeys, Get Jockin’

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

>>> Thrilladelphia: It’s not just for raggy-ass rock dudes anymore. In general. But tonight, it is, dude! So bring the whole fantasy baseball league: Dragon City (pictured) with Pattern Is Movement and more at The Khyber, and Creeping Weeds with Walker Lundee and more at The M Room.

The Pennsyltucky Derby Is Decadent And Depraved: CC Turf Club Knocked Over Two Days In A Row

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

PHILADELPHIA- April 26, 2006 - The FBI is helping Philadelphia police track down an armed robber who has hit the Turf Club several times.
There are surveillance photos of the suspect holding up two of the off track betting facilities during five different occasions.
WPVI: A Gaming Establishment A Magnet For Crime? Say It Ain’t So, Joe

Kids Used To Read Orwell, Now They Just Live It

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

Jojo starts to do his I-gotta-pee dance everytime the political discussion here goes beyond ‘Was Belle & Sebastian better before or after Isobell left?’ But the alarming fact is politics has morphed beyond usual eye-glazing wonkery, regularly-scheduled scandal and resultant public apathy into something so dark and pernicious that a Supreme Court Justice openly talks […]